Sometimes, just sometimes, elder scroll mods.
wat
It’s okay, we few guys on tumblr can be all “Mmm lookit dem wimminz bein’ all suggestive an’ shit, mmhm”
Now now now. I’m not saying he shoulb be perfect (Although some fangirls might say that he is, but I believe that is both in another sense, and that I’m straying from my actual point).
But what he’s doing, those are rookie mistakes your trainer will usually make you stop doing in the space of a few training sessions. Form is very simple to correct, and if he was trained by an actual professional, that would have probably been the first thing that they would’ve covered.
And realism is not what I’m after. If it was, I would’ve probably killed myself right at the start where they were harnessing some weird alien powerblob to have infinite energy, or the point where the demigod comes through the magical blob and then blobs people into being his mindless servant blobs to blob the blob blob blob blob blo- I’m sorry where was I?
Ah yes. My problems aren’t with realism, or that he should be perfect. My problem is that he claims expert training, and a considerable bit of it, and yet he hasn’t stopped doing the most basic mistakes that we make our novices get rid of within the space of 10 training sessions? Tsk Tsk.
Sunday Evening Filter House.
Sequencing the SP1200 via MIDI and jamming on the mixing desk. Great fun. All the samples & beat are coming from the SP.
FX: Akai MFC42 analogue filter, Boss DD7 delay and Moog phaser.
See those things on his arm? The things strapped to his arm? Those are armguards. You wear one when you’re new and still sort of shit. This motherfucker is wearing two.
See his arm when he’s drawing string? That is some terrible fucking form. Your arm should not be making a triangle, and your hand should be under your chin. Fucking rage.
I just wanted some more bookshelves in my house for my numerous books, and thought “How hard can it be?”

12 hours later, and still no simple solution to my problem, I can say “REALLY FUCKING HARD”

timeandrelativedistanceissexy:
is she for real omfg
Damn this is funny.
omg, did this woman really just compare rwandan genocide to masturbation?
HILARITY this woman oh my
It’s an old satire piece.